Scatologist T-Shirts

Celebrate their profession with quirky, witty T-shirts that showcase their expertise in a fun and stylish way. Perfect for casual wear and a good laugh.

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New York Scatological Society

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Frog Flycatcher.

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'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.' mockup

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

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'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.' mockup

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

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'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.' mockup

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

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"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister." mockup

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

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New life (organ donation)

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Pediatrics: Anatomy

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Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.' mockup

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

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"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team." mockup

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

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'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!' mockup

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

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"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat." mockup

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

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A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat. mockup

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

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'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.' mockup

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

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"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures." mockup

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

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"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'" mockup

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

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Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination. mockup

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

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Organ Donor Card

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Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions. mockup

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

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The shakedown escalates.

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'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?' mockup

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

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"I just ate my organ donor card." mockup

"I just ate my organ donor card."

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Preserved head and mobile phone.

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"Reproduction furniture."

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While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

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