Scatologist Mugs

New York Scatological Society

Frog Flycatcher.

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

New life (organ donation)

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

Organ Donor Card

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

The shakedown escalates.

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

"I just ate my organ donor card."

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"Reproduction furniture."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Entering America's Heartland

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

Day one, medical shool: 'This is my elbow, this is my ass...'

A swing bin...

A Doctor displaying his first ever Appendix he removed from a person

Richard the Pigheart