Savannah Satirist Gifts

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Honest Vending

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Illogic Tree

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

The breakup

Beware of the Lawn

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

The Good Breathing Guide

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.'

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Suburban street.

Office of the PR of the United States

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

'Sales are up 12% since we moved Recovery over here to the hospital gift shop.'