Satirical Scholar Gifts

Looking for a gift for the satirical scholar in your life? Our collection captures sharp wit and academic humor through witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These thoughtful yet humorous items are ideal for professors, students, or anyone who enjoys a clever take on scholarly life. Show off their love for learning and satire with gifts that are as sharp as their mind, blending humor and intellect in a way that’s sure to bring a smile.

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"Happy?"

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'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.' mockup

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

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'No thanks, I'm trying to avoid getting involved in gang culture.'

'No thanks, I'm trying to avoid getting involved in gang culture.' mockup

'No thanks, I'm trying to avoid getting involved in gang culture.'

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Atilla the Hun, sadly neglected by historians for his progressive approach to personnel management.

Atilla the Hun, sadly neglected by historians for his progressive approach to personnel management. mockup

Atilla the Hun, sadly neglected by historians for his progressive approach to personnel management.

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In. Out. Shake it all about

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'But in the business world, failure is rewarded with big bailouts.'

'But in the business world, failure is rewarded with big bailouts.' mockup

'But in the business world, failure is rewarded with big bailouts.'

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'My parents want me to go to a Poison Ivy School.'

'My parents want me to go to a Poison Ivy School.' mockup

'My parents want me to go to a Poison Ivy School.'

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"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!" mockup

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

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Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...' mockup

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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"Our interview with the author of the best-selling book, 'how I never paid taxes', has been postponed 5 to 10 years."

"Our interview with the author of the best-selling book, 'how I never paid taxes', has been postponed 5 to 10 years." mockup

"Our interview with the author of the best-selling book, 'how I never paid taxes', has been postponed 5 to 10 years."

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'Actually, I learned a lot in college, but there are very few job openings out there for expert beer drinkers.'

'Actually, I learned a lot in college, but there are very few job openings out there for expert beer drinkers.' mockup

'Actually, I learned a lot in college, but there are very few job openings out there for expert beer drinkers.'

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Emile Durkheim

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For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University mockup

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

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Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin

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"I became a boss because I was afraid to become an employee and get a boss like me!"

"I became a boss because I was afraid to become an employee and get a boss like me!" mockup

"I became a boss because I was afraid to become an employee and get a boss like me!"

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"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..." mockup

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

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"Ladies and gentlemen, this lecture is for stimulation purposes only."

"Ladies and gentlemen, this lecture is for stimulation purposes only." mockup

"Ladies and gentlemen, this lecture is for stimulation purposes only."

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"Bad news, I got you parole. . . you go straight into lockdown."

"Bad news, I got you parole. . . you go straight into lockdown." mockup

"Bad news, I got you parole. . . you go straight into lockdown."

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What to expect when everything's unexpected.

What to expect when everything's unexpected. mockup

What to expect when everything's unexpected.

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"This course covers deceptive student loans, bankruptcy laws and revenge."

"This course covers deceptive student loans, bankruptcy laws and revenge." mockup

"This course covers deceptive student loans, bankruptcy laws and revenge."

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"You'll need proof of vaccination, proof of booster vaccination, a current negative test, and furthermore you'll need a notarized certification and. . ."

"You'll need proof of vaccination, proof of booster vaccination, a current negative test, and furthermore you'll need a notarized certification and. . ."

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