"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
Satire Scholar Gifts
Searching for a gift for a satire scholar? Our collection blends clever humor with intellectual flair, featuring products that honor their love for satire and critical thinking. Whether they adore witty quotes, clever cartoons, or satirical art, you'll find something that tickles their funny bone and stimulates their mind. Ideal for academics, students, or anyone who appreciates satire as a form of art and social commentary.
'I'm Vlad The Impaler, and I approved this message.'
Woman scared of bug
The Great Escape
Copycats
"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."
'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'
Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings
'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'
Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.
Man Eating Minimalist Meal
"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"
Reverse psychology
"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."
The World's Biggest Book Club
Strainspotting
'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.
"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."
Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy
'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'
"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."
'I'd go back if I were you.'
"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."
Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"
Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!
They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!
Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.
'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'
"Hey germ, pick on someone your own size."
'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'
"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."
"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."
"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."
Satire Scholar Gifts Collection
Satire Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of satire-themed mugs—perfect for scholars who love a witty start to their day. Find a humorous gift that combines your passion for satire and caffeine.
Satire Scholar Pillows
Add a humorous touch to any space with satirical pillows—designed for those who love politics, society, and sharp wit in their home decor.
Satire Scholar Prints
Bring satire into your space with our satirical prints—perfect for scholars and humor enthusiasts who enjoy clever critiques of society and culture.
Satire Scholar T-Shirts
Discover our satirical t-shirts featuring clever cartoons and witty quotes—ideal for scholars eager to wear their humor and intellect with pride.