Satirical Humour Fan Gifts

Awkward Revelations.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Trappist Monk Discord

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

On the brink.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

How am I abducting?

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."