Satire And Comedy Fan Gifts

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Zombie standup

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Director/Action Man toy.

"Why do they do that?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Bad fake tan day.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Vlad the Impala

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

The Rooster Comedian.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

A Fairytale Update

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

What's normal?