Satire And Humor Fan Gifts

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

Time for role-playing. I'll be Armstrong. Go! Give me a raise, you tight-fisted scrooge! A raise? A raise?! How about if I fire you and then give your raise to the half-blind donkey who will be more than qualified to replace you! you didn't do last night's reading on responding with low-grade physical threats. Played Angry Birds.

"In real life The Purge never ends."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Brothers Grime

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

10 K Tail-Chase

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

How am I abducting?

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Parade of Businessmen

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

On the brink.