Fan Of Humor And Satire Gifts

"Perhaps you're not letting yourself evolve as a person."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Trump Poutine

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'More government surveillance!'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

The Thinker?

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

The return of the four sheepskins

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

In my day, they didn

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

How men process questions.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

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