Fan Of Humor And Satire Pillows

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Trump Poutine

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'More government surveillance!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

The Thinker?

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Spanish bank needs propping up.

The return of the four sheepskins

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

How men process questions.

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'