Satire And Humor Fan Pillows

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

"In real life The Purge never ends."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

What's normal?

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

On the brink.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

The Snarky District

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Parade of Businessmen

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."