Satire And Comedy Fan Prints

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Zombie standup

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Why do they do that?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Bad fake tan day.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

The Rooster Comedian.

A Fairytale Update

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Vlad the Impala

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."