Satirical Humor Fan Prints

"Comparing lawyers to doctors. Lawyers only rob you. Doctors rob you and kill you."

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

The Insul Inn: 'She's type 2. She's not my type.'

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"You know what I like about power? It's so damn empowering."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Karl! What happened?"

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

'It's a Microsoft patch. It will help stop your addiction to PCs.'

The Shop-at-Home Channel's Lowest-rated Show:The Insurance Hour.

The Equal Opportunities Interview Process.

"..and now I'll pointlessly show you the isobar map as usual."

'It's four years old and every time I got a letter of recall, I removed that part and sent it to the factory.'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"Scram!"

'I just read the food label. That's why I decided to eat the package instead.'

"Your cholesterol is too high. How often do you have eggs?"

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

Starbucks gets a radio station; "Funny, whenever I listen to this station I get a craving for a caramel frappuccino."

Polar bears attacked by lions.

Children's Books for the New Era

'Sometimes, I think that men imagine us smarter than we really are...What on earth does that mean?...'

'Just because you're the lowest scum of the Earth, a complete misfit of society, a smalltime worthless punch, doesn't mean I won't give you a fairy trial.'

"There's an INDICATION that we MAY be looking at the POSSIBILITY of a POTENTIAL partial recovery over the SHORT or LONG term ...But I wouldn't want you to hold me to that!"

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

joey has forgotten his 45

'Finally, I want to stress once again that the supposed pressure by the sponsors is merely an inventions of the media,'

Toll Bridge: Cash/Tokens/No Cash or Tokens.

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

Push this button if you need to feel like your doing something.

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

"How that relates to the Social Security debate baffles me, Senator. But, since you ask, I'm nude from the waist down."

'The inspectors will never find us here!'