Humor And Satire Fan Prints

"Costco."

'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

What's normal?

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Parade of Businessmen

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

The Snarky District

How am I abducting?

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

On the brink.