Humor And Satire Fans Prints

Clancy: Snake

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

End the Winter Blues

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Trump Poutine

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'Hon, I'm home!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'More government surveillance!'

"You calm down."

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'