Fans Of Satire Prints

'I was a Government bureaucrat, and I showed initiative.'

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

I realize that this is highly irregular, but I've decided to refer you to a plumber

By Appointment Suppliers of Rose Fertilizer to HM the Queen.

"... So, let me get this straight. You're telling me that your school is downsizing and they had to make you redundant?"

'C'mon the one with the frilly knickers!'

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

Give me back my wallet, please. And don't call us, we'll call you.

Type that up, make ten million copies and then shred them.

I guess Living in my parents basement does sound better than tried to overthrow my dad in a coup.

In my day, they didn

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Tiny man and the chained door.

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"

Hollywood Sign Developers

Life is for the birds.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"She's a miniature."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.