Satellite Sensation Gifts

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

The First Fire Stick

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Runner going through hurdles.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"I still maintain an online presence."

Amy Winehouse

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Surfing Pensioner

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

SCUBER

You finished Netflix

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

First Cynic in Space

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

Proposed solution to repugnant and obsolete St. Patrick's Day parade: add more saints.

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

We shall overcome covid-19

"Chasing high net worth clients is a fast moving game. . . it's not just bakers and financiers we need to understand. . ."

'I can get the latest market news from the New York stock exchange.'

Shark having swimming lessons 'And what are you looking at flea bag!'

'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'

'When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?'

"Would you please pick something and quit channel surfing."