Satellite Sensation Pillows

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

The First Fire Stick

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Runner going through hurdles.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"I still maintain an online presence."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Surfing Pensioner

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

You finished Netflix

SCUBER

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

First Cynic in Space

Proposed solution to repugnant and obsolete St. Patrick's Day parade: add more saints.

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

We shall overcome covid-19

'I can get the latest market news from the New York stock exchange.'

Shark having swimming lessons 'And what are you looking at flea bag!'

'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'

'When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?'

Tsunami surfing may not be good for beginners.