Celestial Sensation Seekers Gifts

"Is this the best thing ever or what?! Seriously, you guys are going to be posting about this for weeks. And I'm so not exaggerating..." The hyperbolic eclipse of the sun

"OMG, LOL!"

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Cosmology marches on. . .

Cherub on a cloud

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Smashed harp...

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

Inventive Uses of Halo

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

Tactile Art.

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

'Great performance. He was going for a triple bypass, and he did a quadruple.'

Spring Fever or Side Effects?

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

One Way Arrow.

Tsunami surfing may not be good for beginners.

Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes!

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

ASMR Dominatrix

'The halo is nice, but I would've preferred a tiara.'

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

"Do you ever wish you'd been a sinner?"

'All my senses are very acute.'

"I'm into humiliation - can you direct me to the X Factor auditions?"