Sartre Aficionado Gifts

Department de Philosophie

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"He was a very good boy."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

(Camel paintings)

German Expressionist Breakfast

Horti-Culture

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Distractions Of The Great

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.