Sartre Supporter Gifts

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Beer Stall

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

The Family Joules: Part 3

Myanmar coup

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Paper or plastic?"

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Make it look like an accident"

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

DIY Butchers

The Quantum Mechanic...

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'The gypper was up to his genua in testoons.'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

Department de Philosophie

'To hell with the rules.'