Sabres Supporter Gifts

Buffalo Sabres beating Ottawa just like Toronto always does.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Runner going through hurdles.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Gareth Bale

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

The game comes first...

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

World Cup Fan.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"I take it your team lost again!"