Sabres Supporter Gifts

Buffalo Sabres beating Ottawa just like Toronto always does.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Runner going through hurdles.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Football fans in corona times

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."