Canadian Supporter Gifts

This particular species, Mr. Bettman, can only evolve in southern Ontario.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Things I love about Powell River...

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Men can show their emotions!

100k Desert Crawl

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

World Cup Fan.

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Go Team!

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"I'm Adam from Canada, eh..."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Sports area vendors.