Canada Fan Gifts

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"Canadian geese."

"I'm Adam from Canada, eh..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Canadian film production

The Hockey World

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Real March of the Penguins.

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

John Kerry

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"51st State, eh?!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

This particular species, Mr. Bettman, can only evolve in southern Ontario.

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

'Hello, 911?'

"Very interesting. But nowhere in your rhetoric was there a clue as to when we'll see the return of the NHL!"

"Canadian Geese."

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

Canadian Jesus

When Chess Pieces Play Hockey. Penalty Box. They gave me two minutes for checking.

Practicing Defensive Medicine