Canuck Film Fan Gifts

Canadian film production

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'It was great. I hated it.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Michael Caine

The mission: Impossible burger.

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

I want to be a lawn!

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Marcello Mastroianni.

Ronald Reagan

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

'I could have had a V-8!'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"That was supposed to be us."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.