Canada Fan Prints

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"Canadian geese."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Canadian film production

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Real March of the Penguins.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

John Kerry

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

"51st State, eh?!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

'Hello, 911?'

"Canadian Geese."

Canadian Jesus

Practicing Defensive Medicine

"Very interesting. But nowhere in your rhetoric was there a clue as to when we'll see the return of the NHL!"

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

Canadian Lemmings