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'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

Theater or football.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

Football fans in corona times

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"I take it your team lost again!"

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

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