Sunday League Supporter Gifts

STRIP *The Fan * Player Transfers

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

World Cup Fever

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Jose Mourinho

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Referee cop.

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Theater or football.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Footballers - Sol Campbell

The game comes first...

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

Football fans in corona times

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'