Sunday Football Fan Gifts

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Spring Training

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Bears

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"Uptight End"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."