Sunday Football Fan Pillows

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Raheem Sterling

Bears

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Uptight End"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"