Separatist Supporter Gifts

Brexit and Scotland

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Intolerable

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Myanmar coup

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

Starfish doing the wave.

Rishi Sunak

Queen reigning.

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

EU money addiction

'Her pro bono impulses are raging out of control.'

Jeb Can Ficks It

Defensive EU

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

If We Did Other Things The Way That We Vote

Unwanted Cowboy

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"Are we going to let this cartoonist continue to foul our environment by being so careless with his ink?"

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

Every Vote Counts, Unless You Mean "Every Vote" Actually

Room for third party: 'Hey, but we had fun - didn't we!'

'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Another Shooting

A weapons trade has tanks going into Syria and refugees coming out.

Socialism