Sartre Supporter Pillows

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Beer Stall

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Myanmar coup

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Paper or plastic?"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

DIY Butchers

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Make it look like an accident"

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'The gypper was up to his genua in testoons.'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

Department de Philosophie

'To hell with the rules.'

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'