Sartre Aficionado Prints

Department de Philosophie

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

(Camel paintings)

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"He was a very good boy."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Distractions Of The Great

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Horti-Culture

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.