Sardonic Wit Seeker Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates sardonic wit? Our collection features products that blend humor with a touch of irony, ideal for the creatively inclined who aren't afraid to make a statement. Whether it's a mug with a witty remark or a quirky print, these items are sure to resonate with the sharp-minded. Elevate their everyday with gifts that are as clever as they are entertaining, perfect for those who enjoy humor with an edge.

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How to loose weight

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'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.' mockup

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one." mockup

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

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Fish eating smaller fish in a tank. mockup

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

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'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.' mockup

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

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Targets

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'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.' mockup

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

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"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly." mockup

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

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In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony. mockup

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

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Man falls off perch

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"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

"This is the most transparent administration in history..." mockup

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?' mockup

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

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Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex mockup

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

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Special Place in Hell...

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'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

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"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath." mockup

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

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'My life is a joke.'

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'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

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"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'." mockup

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

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'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

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