Sardonic Foodie Gifts

Looking for a gift for the sardonic foodie who appreciates clever humor and delicious treats? Our collection features products with a sassy twist on culinary delights and witty sayings, perfect for those with a spicy sense of humor and a passion for food. Brighten their day with a touch of sarcastic charm on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—items that speak to their love of food and their sharp wit.

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.' mockup

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait' mockup

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

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'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

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Fish eating smaller fish in a tank. mockup

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

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"He's So Your Type."

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'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.' mockup

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

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Targets

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Man falls off perch

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T.S. Eliot calendar.

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'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?' mockup

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

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'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

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Special Place in Hell...

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Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex mockup

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

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"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here." mockup

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

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'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

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"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'." mockup

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

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"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

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"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath." mockup

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

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'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

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