Sarcophagus Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift for your creative friend or fellow artist? Our collection celebrates the wise and whimsical side of artistry, blending humor and insight. Whether they’re into crafts, painting, or just appreciate clever design, these items add a touch of inspired humor and elegance to their creative space. Each piece is thoughtfully designed to resonate with the creative soul, making it an ideal choice for artists, craft lovers, or anyone who appreciates the sage-like wisdom behind their passion.

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'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.' mockup

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition! mockup

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

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The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together. mockup

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

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An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum. mockup

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

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Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

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'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.' mockup

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

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IMHOtep

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A wiser and a better man

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'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...' mockup

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

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The Authentic Christmas.

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Trusting

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Saguaro Cacti.

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"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password." mockup

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

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'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.' mockup

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

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"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked." mockup

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

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Gone to Lunch.

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"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there." mockup

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

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'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?' mockup

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

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'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.'

'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.' mockup

'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.'

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'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?' mockup

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

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'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!' mockup

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

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'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!' mockup

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

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"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper." mockup

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

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"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates." mockup

"It's not just his rapier wit that intimidates."

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'Apparently it's something to do with our methane gas output.'

'Apparently it's something to do with our methane gas output.' mockup

'Apparently it's something to do with our methane gas output.'

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'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.' mockup

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

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How Scientists Work

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'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.' mockup

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

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"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

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'All of my money is in a high interest account - everyone's highly interested in it.'

'All of my money is in a high interest account - everyone's highly interested in it.' mockup

'All of my money is in a high interest account - everyone's highly interested in it.'

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'It says: 'Do not use if seal is broken'.'

'It says: 'Do not use if seal is broken'.' mockup

'It says: 'Do not use if seal is broken'.'

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Sarcophagus Sage Gifts Collection

Sarcophagus Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and wise mugs perfect for creative minds who appreciate clever design and a good laugh.

Sarcophagus Sage Pillows

Find cozy pillows with smart, funny designs to add personality and inspiration to your creative space.

Sarcophagus Sage Prints

Browse our art prints that combine humor and wisdom, perfect for inspiring any creative workspace or home.

Sarcophagus Sage T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that showcase your creative wisdom with humor and style, ideal for artists and craft enthusiasts.