Sarcophagus Scholar Gifts

Searching for a gift that captures the fascination of a sarcophagus scholar? Our collection combines humor and scholarly charm, perfect for those who delve into ancient mysteries with curiosity and wit. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion for ancient artifacts and creative pursuits.

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An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum. mockup

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

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'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.' mockup

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

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Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

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Sharing the Bed with Zeno

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'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.' mockup

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

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"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize." mockup

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

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IMHOtep

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'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.' mockup

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

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"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?" mockup

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

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"I love college."

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"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

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Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue. mockup

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

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"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically." mockup

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

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"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!" mockup

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

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Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret mockup

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

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Gone to Lunch.

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I love Classics.

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Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.

Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.

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