Sarcophagus Scholar Mugs

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

IMHOtep

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

"I love college."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

Gone to Lunch.

I love Classics.

Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Eurydice in Elysium

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

"You will never get your math homework done that way mister!"

The Wages Of Sin

Sisyphus 2021

'You don't want your son to learn Latin? Don't worry, he's already decided that for himself!'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"For today's punishment, you'll be listening to my mom talk about her foot pain."

Vulcan

'Im culturally deprived. Both my parents are classics professors, and I don't know a think about TV, movies, sports and popular music.'

'It says: 'Do not use if seal is broken'.'

"Given my salary, it's appropriate that I teach microeconomics."

"I'm thinking of buying a peerage with the money from my second job."