Sarcophagus Enthusiast Mugs

Start their day with a chuckle with our sarcophagus enthusiast mugs, featuring humorous designs that honor their ancient fascination.

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Gone to Lunch.

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty." mockup

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

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"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think." mockup

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

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"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere." mockup

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

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Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge mockup

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

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While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers. mockup

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

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'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.' mockup

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

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"Scuba cow"

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The Snarky District

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"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."

"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...." mockup

"To address this mistake we must be professional and use root-cause analysis. I'll start by saying it's not my fault...."

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"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?" mockup

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

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"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

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"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks." mockup

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

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An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum. mockup

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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'My firm has an entire department that does nothing but adjust for inflation.'

'My firm has an entire department that does nothing but adjust for inflation.' mockup

'My firm has an entire department that does nothing but adjust for inflation.'

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'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.' mockup

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

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"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married." mockup

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

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"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties." mockup

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

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"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls." mockup

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

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Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest. mockup

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

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"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

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