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Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

The Moe Howard Installation

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

Pooper scoppers.

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

Creepy Delivery.

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

Baaa...humbug.

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

I heard Chelsea Clinton is considering running for the Senate in 2020. Holy Moes-es! The last thing Democrats need is to run another corporate Democrat anti-progressive stooge who's trading off a famous name! You're being too hard on Chelsea. I'm sure she's highly ... wait ... did you say "holy moses" or "holy moes-es?" I've never believed in the bible. But I do believe in The Three Stooges. Chelsea won a lifetime achievement award for ... whatever it is she did.

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

He passed away watching his favorite show...the Three Stooges

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

'The last one. I feel like a bit of culture.'

The Three Stooges Pop-Up Book

Moe money, moe problems.