Scrooge Aficionado Gifts

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

The Moe Howard Installation

Pooper scoppers.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

Creepy Delivery.

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

Baaa...humbug.

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

Merry Austerity Christmas

When Shemp replaced Curly in The Three Faces Of Eve, Eve's husband found that he preferred Curly.