Three Stooges Aficionado Gifts

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

A. A. Milne

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

The Moe Howard Installation

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

Teacher reading.

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a... puppet? Strumpet? Trumpet? Musket, crumpet... I'm the worst children's author ever." Mother Goose struggles...

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

3 Little Pigs Clinic

The Therapist and the Seven Dwarves.

"He never talks about it..."

Rapunzel

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

Karen of Bethlehem

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

Rapunzel On a Bad Hair Day

Baaa...humbug.

Dear Prince - slayed dragon myself.

"Oh, come on! What are the chances of a princess just showing up here? I'm telling you mate, you want to get yourself one of those dating apps."

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

He passed away watching his favorite show...the Three Stooges

I heard Chelsea Clinton is considering running for the Senate in 2020. Holy Moes-es! The last thing Democrats need is to run another corporate Democrat anti-progressive stooge who's trading off a famous name! You're being too hard on Chelsea. I'm sure she's highly ... wait ... did you say "holy moses" or "holy moes-es?" I've never believed in the bible. But I do believe in The Three Stooges. Chelsea won a lifetime achievement award for ... whatever it is she did.