Three Stooges Aficionado Pillows

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

A. A. Milne

Teacher reading.

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

The Moe Howard Installation

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

3 Little Pigs Clinic

The Therapist and the Seven Dwarves.

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a... puppet? Strumpet? Trumpet? Musket, crumpet... I'm the worst children's author ever." Mother Goose struggles...

"He never talks about it..."

Rapunzel

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

Rapunzel On a Bad Hair Day

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

Karen of Bethlehem

Baaa...humbug.

Dear Prince - slayed dragon myself.

Eskimo, Eskilarry, Eskicurly

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

"Oh, come on! What are the chances of a princess just showing up here? I'm telling you mate, you want to get yourself one of those dating apps."