Stooge Devotee Gifts

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

The Moe Howard Installation

"I've picked up too many nasty Hobbits."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

"He never talks about it..."

"Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. And never go shopping for shoes on a full credit card."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

Baaa...humbug.

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

'Wake up, Harold - you're Tolkien in your sleep.'

He passed away watching his favorite show...the Three Stooges

Trump - The curly years

'The last one. I feel like a bit of culture.'

The Three Stooges Pop-Up Book

Eskimo, Eskilarry, Eskicurly

I heard Chelsea Clinton is considering running for the Senate in 2020. Holy Moes-es! The last thing Democrats need is to run another corporate Democrat anti-progressive stooge who's trading off a famous name! You're being too hard on Chelsea. I'm sure she's highly ... wait ... did you say "holy moses" or "holy moes-es?" I've never believed in the bible. But I do believe in The Three Stooges. Chelsea won a lifetime achievement award for ... whatever it is she did.

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

Moe money, moe problems.

When Shemp replaced Curly in The Three Faces Of Eve, Eve's husband found that he preferred Curly.

'I worry a lot.'