Stooge Devotee Mugs

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

The Moe Howard Installation

"He never talks about it..."

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

"Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. And never go shopping for shoes on a full credit card."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

Baaa...humbug.

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

'Wake up, Harold - you're Tolkien in your sleep.'

Eskimo, Eskilarry, Eskicurly

Trump - The curly years

When Shemp replaced Curly in The Three Faces Of Eve, Eve's husband found that he preferred Curly.

'I worry a lot.'

Merry Austerity Christmas

Moe money, moe problems.