Scrooge Story Buff Gifts

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"The hyenas started it."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Snake in the grass...

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

Game time.

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Danger: Falling animals

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

God's Double Whammy.