Schooltime Scrooge Gifts

Looking for a fun gift for a schooltime scrooge? These playful, creative items are designed to bring a smile to anyone who’s not quite a fan of early mornings and homework. Whether it’s for a teacher needing a humorous break or a student who loves a bit of wit, our collection offers clever, light-hearted options that capture the cheeky spirit of school life. Add some humor to their desk, wardrobe, or wall with gifts that mix fun with a touch of sarcasm.

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"So Baldo, I imagine you're pretty excited about the new school year!"

"So Baldo, I imagine you're pretty excited about the new school year!" mockup

"So Baldo, I imagine you're pretty excited about the new school year!"

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Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge mockup

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

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'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?' mockup

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

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'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.' mockup

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

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Walking To School Simulator

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Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.' mockup

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

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'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.' mockup

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

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"No, Bobby, I won't put you on my do not call list."

"No, Bobby, I won't put you on my do not call list." mockup

"No, Bobby, I won't put you on my do not call list."

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"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

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"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"I feel I need to take a break from academia." mockup

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

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Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.' mockup

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

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'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.' mockup

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

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"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!" mockup

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

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'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.' mockup

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

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"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

"Back to school...you mean there's more?" mockup

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

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"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!" mockup

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

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"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..." mockup

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

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'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.' mockup

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

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Baaa...humbug.

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"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums."

"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums." mockup

"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums."

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'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.' mockup

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

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'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.' mockup

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

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"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore." mockup

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

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'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

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'Bad homework eating dog! Bad!'

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"We should've expected this last June when they closed but didn't sell the fixtures."

"We should've expected this last June when they closed but didn't sell the fixtures." mockup

"We should've expected this last June when they closed but didn't sell the fixtures."

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Merry Austerity Christmas

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"I'm Ms. Merrill. I'm an educator, and you are educatees."

"I'm Ms. Merrill. I'm an educator, and you are educatees." mockup

"I'm Ms. Merrill. I'm an educator, and you are educatees."

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I don't think I'm ready yet for the information age.

I don't think I'm ready yet for the information age. mockup

I don't think I'm ready yet for the information age.

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'Here comes mine.' Mum with pointy hat identifies her child in the crowd as they're also wearing a pointy hat.

'Here comes mine.' Mum with pointy hat identifies her child in the crowd as they're also wearing a pointy hat. mockup

'Here comes mine.' Mum with pointy hat identifies her child in the crowd as they're also wearing a pointy hat.

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"For my money, Back To School Day is the scariest day of the year."

"For my money, Back To School Day is the scariest day of the year." mockup

"For my money, Back To School Day is the scariest day of the year."

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'HUMBUG!!'

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'-or how about the end of September when the kids are back at school?'

'-or how about the end of September when the kids are back at school?' mockup

'-or how about the end of September when the kids are back at school?'

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Schooltime Scrooge Gifts Collection

Schooltime Scrooge Mugs

Discover more humorous and creative mugs that celebrate the quirks of school life. Perfect for gifting or personal use, our collection adds a splash of fun to any morning routine.

Schooltime Scrooge Pillows

Add personality to any space with our humorous pillows. They’re a great way to bring a little schoolyard wit into your home or classroom decor.

Schooltime Scrooge Prints

Decorate with humor using our quirky prints that capture the funny side of school. Great for teachers’ lounges, dorm rooms, or classroom walls.

Schooltime Scrooge T-Shirts

Explore our playful collection of tees designed for anyone who loves a witty take on the school experience. Find the perfect shirt to express their cheeky personality.