Scrooge Enthusiast Gifts

'HUMBUG!!'

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Scouse For Beginners

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Gone to Lunch.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

The Moe Howard Installation

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"I miss the scarecrow."

Dry Cleaning

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow