Scrooge Enthusiast Gifts

'HUMBUG!!'

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Scouse For Beginners

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Gone to Lunch.

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Dry Cleaning

"I miss the scarecrow."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

The Moe Howard Installation

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...