Scrooge Admirer Gifts

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Out To Lurch

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Dr. Roo.

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Bad news - Looks like you caught a humbug.

The Moe Howard Installation

Austrailian Vollyroo

Stonehenge Bowling

Spudhenge

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

Kangaroo snowman.

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'