Scrooge Admirer T-Shirts

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Out To Lurch

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Austrailian Vollyroo

Spudhenge

The Moe Howard Installation

Stonehenge Bowling

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

Kangaroo snowman.

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'