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Baaa...humbug.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

How to wear a false moustache.

The Moe Howard Installation

"I miss the scarecrow."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

Scary Scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

Full Harvest Moon

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'